How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

Вместо Библии и прочего официального иудеохристианства надо всех и каждого заставить смотреть Monty Python's Life of Brian, несколько раз, до тех пор, пока не усвоится на уровне подкорки.

ARTHUR: Hail Messiah!
BRIAN: I'm not the Messiah!
ARTHUR: I say You are, Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.
FOLLOWERS: Hail Messiah!
BRIAN: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!
GIRL: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
BRIAN: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
FOLLOWERS: He is! He is the Messiah!
BRIAN: Now, fuck off! [silence]
ARTHUR: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
BRIAN: Oh, just go away! Leave me alone.
SIMON: You told these people to eat my juniper berries. You break my bloody foot. You break my vow of silence, and then you try and clean up on my juniper bushes!
BRIAN: Oh, lay off!
ARTHUR: This is the Messiah, the Chosen One!
SIMON: No, he's not.
BRIAN: Aaaagh!
ARTHUR: An unbeliever!
FOLLOWERS: An unbeliever!
ARTHUR: Persecute! Kill the heretic!
FOLLOWERS: Kill the heretic! Kill him! Persecute! Kill!...

Это надо типа выучить наизусть и повторять каждый день.

Life of Brian, кстати, скоро будет показан в кинотеатрах в противовес гибсоновской садомазохистской вакханалии для идиотских идиотов. Уже придумали удачные слоганы: "Mel or Monty" и "The Passion or the Python".