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O! O! O! -- Michigan State University, The School of Packaging:
http://www.msu.edu/~sop/
Я тащусь, товарищи!



Вот что можно почерпнуть из кладези мудрости и искусства быстроупака:


In the Fall of 1952, Packaging as an academic discipline was created at Michigan State University in the Department of Forest Products. The Packaging program was science and mathematics based with strong components in business, sociology and psychology. The first Bachelor of Science degree in Packaging was awarded in March 1955.
. . .
Packaging is the enclosure of products, items, or other packages in pouches, bags, boxes, cups, trays, cans, tubes, bottles, or other container forms to perform one or more of the following basic functions:
Containment
Protection
Communication
Utility
. . .
The mission of the School of Packaging is:
To seek, through research, improved functioning of the packaging system
To educate students to analyze social, scientific, environmental, and business problems
To synthesize solutions to those problems that contribute to the betterment of the world, its environment, and its people
. . .
The School of Packaging offers both M.S. and Ph.D. degrees in Packaging. Both programs are quite flexible, and allow students to increase both the breadth and depth of their knowledge in packaging, as well as expand their knowledge in related areas.



А если кому всё ещё непонятно, то можно чисто конкретно почитать материалы конференции Worldpak 2002. Или прослушать пару-другую лекций, вот например:


PKG 817. Instruments for Analysis of Packaging Materials. Fall of even-numbered years 4(3-2) Prerequisite: PKG 320 and 325. Analytical methods for packaging including spectrophotometry and chromatography. Material identification and characterization. Migration and permeation measurements.


И вся эта красота аж с 1952-го года! Поняли? А мы тут всякой дурью маемся.

Date: 2003-12-22 10:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ded-maxim.livejournal.com
Кстати, в преподавательском составе таки нет ни одного еврея. Потому как ничего общего между быстроупаком и кранами нет. Ура!

Date: 2003-12-22 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meshko.livejournal.com
Наивняк ты, Макс. Жидомасоны шифруются.

Date: 2003-12-22 11:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ded-maxim.livejournal.com
Во-первых, не шифруются, а кодируются. Штрих-кодируются, типа. А во-вторых, в быстроупаке жидомасонов интересует только штрих-код 666, да. Для этого есть спецкурс, но чисто конкретно не в Мичигане.

Date: 2003-12-22 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meshko.livejournal.com
Проект ШК-666 давно заморожен. Ты что, не получил последнюю шифровку из Центра?

тс-с!

Date: 2003-12-22 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ded-maxim.livejournal.com
"сигнал из Центра недвусмысленно прост"

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