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Прислали вот по е-мейлу хорошее:

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light
bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are
improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a
delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served
honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you
hate freedom?

Date: 2005-02-08 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vsha.livejournal.com
awesome

Date: 2005-02-08 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Eh. I like the other Bush administration/lightbulb joke better.

Date: 2005-02-08 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ded-maxim.livejournal.com
Why do you hate freedom?!?

Date: 2005-02-08 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] szhapokljak.livejournal.com
зачем ви травите?

Date: 2005-02-08 05:58 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-02-08 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] svonz.livejournal.com
>> Why do you
>> hate freedom?

Окончание в духе: "Ненавижу эту страну!"

Date: 2005-02-08 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ded-mitya.livejournal.com
Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. The hard part is getting them inside a lightbulb.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold a Diet Coke and one to call his Dad.

Q: How many bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. The lightbulb contains seeds of its own revolution.

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