spam (why do you hate freedom?)

[ded_maxim]

Прислали вот по е-мейлу хорошее:

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light
bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are
improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a
delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served
honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you
hate freedom?

Comments

[vsha.livejournal.com]

awesome

[(Anonymous)]

Eh. I like the other Bush administration/lightbulb joke better.

[alexakarpov.livejournal.com]

Niice )

[svonz.livejournal.com]

>> Why do you
>> hate freedom?

Окончание в духе: "Ненавижу эту страну!"

[ded-mitya.livejournal.com]

Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. The hard part is getting them inside a lightbulb.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold a Diet Coke and one to call his Dad.

Q: How many bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. The lightbulb contains seeds of its own revolution.