ded_maxim: (monstaa campu)
ded_maxim ([personal profile] ded_maxim) wrote2009-09-15 07:17 pm

idle chatter, pt. 872

S. (coming back from Weaver St Market): I've bought some Honeycrisp apples.
Me (after a while): It says on Wikipedia that Honeycrisp apples were developed at the University of Minnesota.
S.: ...
Me: It also says that the Honeycrisp apple is the Minnesota state fruit.
S.: ...
Me: And Michele Bachmann is the Minnesota state nut. Wikipedia doesn't say that, I just came up with it myself.
S.: Someone else must have thought of it before.
Me (after having googled for it): What do you know? No one has!

(Anonymous) 2009-09-15 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You should draw this as an XKCD strip.

[identity profile] ala-ina.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
i second this!

[identity profile] spamsink.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Штатная гайка!

[identity profile] ded-maxim.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Правило скольжения!

[identity profile] spamsink.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Выключатель мертвого мужчины.

[identity profile] ygam.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Английский майор!

[identity profile] spamsink.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Отож. (http://www.google.com/search?q=%22%D1%8F+%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B3%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%B9%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9+%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BE%D1%80%22)

Поется на мотив "Я - цыганский барон".

[identity profile] ygam.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22squash+court%22+pumpkin+Enrico+Fermi

[identity profile] spamsink.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ферми строил реактор в кабачковом суде?! Ужас.

[identity profile] ded-maxim.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Это был биореактор!

[identity profile] spamsink.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Наверное, ведь стерильности они не соблюдали.